15 things to do on a bus

1. Pretend you are saving the seat next to you for your
invisible friend, and if anyone tries to sit on the seat,
scream, “Don’t sit on Jake!”
2. When someone tries to get on the bus, tell them there is
another bus behind.
3. Say to someone you have never met before,”Oh my god! It’s
been ages since I’ve seen you! How’s John and Katy? It must have
been about 3 years”etc. See if they pretend to know you.
4. Shout, “FIRE!”, and when everyone gets off the bus, you will
get a seat.
5. Throw popcorn at people, and when they look at you, whistle
and hum so it is obvious that you are pretending you didn’t do
6. Make a pass at the person sitting next to you.
7. Speak really loudly into your mobile, just saying, “yes. No.
Maybe. Pass. I dunno” etc.
8. Hold up the bus using your finger as a gun.
9. Use your bus pass as a FBI/Police card, and show it to
10. tell the person next to you about how sick you get on buses
11. Keep shouting, “I need to go to the toilet!”
12. Offer your seat to someone, and when they try to take it,sit
down quickly and say,”MINE!”
13. Do the Full Monty, if you dare!
14. Say to someone, “I know what you did!”,or “I know where you
live” etc. in an evil voice.
15. Put your walkman on really loudly and dance in a crazy way.

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