3 ducks

A guy walks into a bar with 3 ducks under his arm. the barman, a curious fellow, wants a word with the ducks but knows the man would object. after an hour, the man goes to the toilet.

“Hi, what’s your name,” he asks the first duck

“Luey”

“What you been doing today”

“I’ve been playing around in Puddles”

“Nice, and your are?” he askes the second

“Huey”

“And what have you been doing today?”

“I’ve been in and out of Puddles all day, and given the chance I’d do it again”

“Oh,” and to the last,” you must be Duey?”

“NO! I’m Puddles, and don’t you dare ask me how my days been!”

Editted by Curtis

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