A Birthday Celebrati

“Look at ME!!” boasted the fit old man, pounding a very flat and firm stomach, having just finished 100 sit-ups before a group of young people. “Fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why?? I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t stay up late, and I don’t chase after loose women!!”He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes aglitter, “And tomorrow, I’m going to celebrate my *95th* birthday!!!””Oh, really?” drawled one of the young onlookers, “How?”

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