A man was out of town on business. While sitting around his hotel he became
bored. So he thought to himself, “Hmm, a beer would be really nice right now.”
So he began to wander the streets of the unfamiliar city, looking for a bar.
And, after a few minutes he came across one. He casually went inside and took a
seat at the bar.
The bartender walks up and asks the man what he is drinking. Anxiously, the
man says, “Bud Light please.”
The bartender then asked what the name of his penis was. The man looked at him
with confusion and said, “What are you talking about? All I want is a Bud Light
and, besides, I have no name for my penis.”
The bartender, calming the man, said, “Look around, all you see is men. That
is because this is a gay bar. And the tradition is, when you order a drink, you
state the name of your penis. Then I’ll serve you a drink.”