Anniversary Gift

John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding
anniversary. “Would you like a new Mink Coat?” he asks.
“Not really,” says Mary.

“Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” says John.

“No,” she responds.

“What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggests.

She again rejects his offer with a “No thanks.”

“Well what would you like for your anniversary?” John asks.

“John, I’d like a divorce,” answers Mary.

“Sorry, I wasn’t planning to spend that much,” says John.

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