Are you from Wisconsin?

Are you from Wisconsin?
1. You’ve never met any celebrities.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a
tractor on the highway.
3. “Vacation” means going to Kenosha.
4. You’ve seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were
popular.
5. You measure distance in minutes.
6. You know several people who have hit a deer.
7. Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
8. Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
9. You’ve ridden the school bus for an hour each way.
10. You’ve had to switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day.
11. You think ethanol makes your truck “run a lot better.”
12. You know what’s knee-high by the Fourth of July.
13. Stores don’t have bags; they have sacks.
14. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
15. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with
no one in it no matter what time of the year.
16. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition.
Example:”Where’s my coat at?” or “If you go to town I wanna
go with”
7. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit,
vegetable, grain, or animal.
18. You install security lights on your house and garage and
leave both unlocked.
19. You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer,
and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
20. You carry jumper cables in your car.
21. You know what “cow tipping” and “snipe hunting” is.
22. You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
23. You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit.
24. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled with snow.
25. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
26. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
27. The local paper covers national and international headlines
on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
28. You think that deer season is a national holiday.
29. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
30. You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Hotter than
Hell,and Road Construction.
31. There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of
1000 of more.
32. You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your
friends from Wisconsin.

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