Wearing make-up and lying in front of us
When Obama appears on the White House balcony people shout “Yes we can! Yes we can!”
When Trump appears on the White House balcony people shout: “Jump! Jump! Jump!”
He’s had the nuclear codes for a couple of years now and hasn’t tweeted them yet.
If Trump is reelected, I’m leaving the country.
This is not a political post. I just want to travel.
A Secret Service agent sees her and says “Good Morning, Ma’am.”
“Good morning.” She replies.
“That’s a very cute dog, ma’am.” the agent says trying to make polite small talk.
“Oh, thank you. I got it for the President.” She replies with a smile.
“Excellent trade, Ma’am.”
Apparently, you need to be a complete dick.
By making America so bad they’ll leave on their own.
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump Card
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
They don’t know yet, there still counting!