There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery,
and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said,
�You’re beautiful!� and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple
minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said �You’re cute!� Well, the wife
was dissapointed because instead of �beautiful� it was �cute.� She said �What
happened to �beautiful�?

His reply was �The drugs are wearing off!�

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