General Randolf was in charge of the Air Force, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army.
Randolf arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall.
They both walk around the place, and Randolf asks, “So how are your men?”
Marshall replies, “Very well-trained, General Randolf.”
“I hope so,” responds Randolf. “You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they’re the bravest men all over the country.”
“Well, my men are very brave, too,” said General Marshall.
“I’d like to see that,” replied General Randolf.
So Marshall calls private Cooper and says, “Private Cooper! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!”
The private replied, “Are you fucking crazy? It’d kill me, you asshole! I’m out of here!”
As private Cooper ran away, General Marshall turned to a bewildered General Randolf and said, “You see? You have to be pretty damn brave to talk like that to a general.”
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis