Your momma so poor, we she stepped on her cigarette bud, she asked “who turned off the lights?”
what is the fnnnist thing in the whole wide world =your mumas id m
yo momma is so fat when she falls they have to put it in slow motion for us to see
ur momma is so stupid…
she tried to drown a fish
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
yo mama is so stupid she has to put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
your mamma so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
yo mamas so dumb
yo mamas so dumb- she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnet
yo mamas so dumb- she saw a yellow bus and said,”Stop that Twinkie”
Yo mama so fat after sex she smokes a turkey!
Your Momma so ugly when she was born the doctor turned her around and said ” Look Twins”.
Yo mama so dumb she took free samples back to the store for a
Yo mama so fat she farted and made the Grand canyon.