Since the Clinton�s Got a Puppy,
*Accusations of crotch-sniffing at the White House no longer automatically
implicate the President.
*New “doggy door” makes it that much easier to sneak out for a midnight run to
*At long last, Bill won’t have to flinch *every* time he hears “Bad boy.”
*President no longer the only one accused of burying his bone in someone
*Even more silly photo opportunities for the President on the White House
*New, unwelcome presents under the Christmas tree.
*Obviously miffed Socks slips Kenneth Starr a note reading “Bil luvs Monika!”
*Shouts of “Come!” from Lincoln bedroom no longer make Hillary suspicious.
*Chelsea now has to share her room with more popular sibling when she comes
home from school.
*Pipe and slipper retrieval removed from Al Gore’s daily to-do list.
*Roger Clinton no longer is the only one to piddle in the Rose Garden.
*Cries of “What a dog!” no longer make Janet Reno burst into tears at State
*To the embarrassment of the trainers, dog still unable to tell Al Gore from a
*”Get that horny fur ball off my leg!” no longer refers exclusively to the