A man suspected his wife of seeing another man so he hired a famous Chinese
detective, Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any activities that might
A few days later he received this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house. I watch house. He comes to house. I watch. He and she leave
house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree – look in window. He kisses she. She kisses he. He strips her.
She strips he. He plays with she. She plays with he. I play with ME. Fall out of
tree, not see.