Chinese Wedding

A Chinese couple gets married – and she’s a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: ‘My darling, I know this is your first time and you are frightened. I assure you, I will give you anything you want, I will do anything you want. What do you want?’ ‘I want number 69’ she replies. ‘You want the beef with broccoli?’

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