Colonel Asshole

The Sergeant had a Colonel who was an absolute ass. So before the next inspection, the Sergeant cleaned the toilet in the barracks very carefully, and then floated a dab of peanut butter on a piece of toilet paper.The Colonel proceeded with inspection, came to the toilet and screamed, “Sergeant that Looks Like SHIT”.The Sergeant leaned carefully over the toilet, inhaled and said well maybe…. then leaned over picked up the peanut butter and put it in his mouth and said, “Colonel, you’re right because it does indeed TASTE like shit”.

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