Dentist Visit

A man goes to his dentist for a regular check-up. After the dentist has had a short look at the man’s mouth he says, “So…been licking your wife recently?”

The poor man looks up in horror and replies, “Uhhh …Yeah …uhhh …why? …Do I have pubes between my teeth?”

Whereupon the dentist replies, “Nope …you’ve got shit in your nostrils!”

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