Dumb drunk

A guy walks into a bar and he orders a whiskey. He sits down and just before
he takes a sip of his whiskey a guy runs in and says, �Bill! Your house burnt
down!�

So he runs outside but then he thinks, �I don’t have a house.� So he goes back
into the bar and takes a sip of his whiskey.

Another guy runs in and says, �Bill! Your dad died!�

And so he runs out of the bar, gets on his horse and rides a little ways but
then thinks, �I don’t have a dad�.

So he goes back into the bar and drinks almost all of his whiskey when another
guy runs in and says, �Bill! You won the lottery!�

So he runs out, gets on his horse and rides all the way to the bank but then
thinks, �My name’s not Bill.�

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