Fantasy Beings’ Fair Housing Commission

As an investigator for the Fantasy Beings’ Fair Housing Commission, Ferdinand Feghoot was assigned to look into complaints that the town of Donnybrook was systematically excluding the fictive.The Mayor of Donnybrook was indignant. ‘That’s nonsense!’ he fumed. ‘Why, we have several families of Hobbits living here, the principal of our high school is an Elf, and one of our aldermen is an Orc.’Feghoot shook his head sadly. ‘That,’ he replied, ‘is only . . . Tolkien integration.'(By Alan Follett based on a character by Richard Bretner)

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