The church service was under way and they pasted the collection plate. When the preacher saw a $100.00 bill in the collection plate, he stop the service and announced “who ever put the $100.00 bill in the plate please stand up”.
A gay man stood up and said “I did”.
The preacher told him “since you put that money in the plate I would like to let you pick out three hymes.”
Excitedly, the gay guy said, “well I’ll take him and him and him.”