A young hillbilly and his new bride wanted desperately to start
a family, but they didn’t know what they had to do to have
children. So, they decided to visit a doctor.
With a great deal of embarrassment, the young redneck explained
their situation. The doctor took out his charts and books for
adolescents and carefully explained the birds and the bees. The
two looked bewilderedly at each other, then at the doctor.
The doctor attempted to explain in various ways and terms the
ins and outs of human reproduction. The same result.
Finally, exasperated, the doctor laid the bride on the
examination table, removed all her clothing, and had 2 hours of
wild sex with her, all while she squeeled with delight, orgasm
Finally finished, he then turned to the young hillbilly and
asked, “NOW do you understand?”
“Yes, doctor,” the hillbilly responded, “but just one question.”
Slapping his forehead in total disbelief, the doctor squawked,
“Yes, WHAT is it now?”
How often do I have to bring her in?”