I have two friends in North Georgia named LeRoy and Bubba. Last October
they went down to Athens to see a football game, and during the halftime
activities, they noticed UGA, the canine mascot of the Bulldog team, licking
his privates on the fifty yard line.
“Damn, Bubba, I wish I could do that!” LeRoy said.
Bubba cried, “Fool! That dog would bite your head off!”