1)Find one of those carts that has a lot of books that were
returned. Attempt to check them all out at once.
2)See how many library cards on different accounts you can get
before the librarian figures out what’s going on.
3)Photocopy your butt.
4)Ask how many books the library has on stealing books (you can
ask a lot of annoying questions like this).
5)Ask for the… well you know… “mature” section.
6)Turn off all of the lights. If someone asks who did it,
reply, “I don’t know. It’s too dark to tell.”
7)Have fun making entertaining wallpapers and screensavers.
I’ll submit more as they come to me.