Men are like II

Men are like … LaxativesThey irritate the shit out of you.Men are like … MascaraThey usually run at the first sign of emotion.Men are like … Mini SkirtsIf you’re not careful they’ll creep up your legs.Men are like … NoodlesThey’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and the need dough.Men are like … Parking SpotsThe good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.Men are like … WeatherNothing can be done to change them.Men are like … PlungersThey spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.Men are like … PopcornThey satisfy you, but only for a little while.Men are like … PlacematsThey only show up when there’s food on the table.Men are like … SnowstormsYou never know when he’s coming, how manyinches you’ll get or how long he will last.Men are like … Used CarsBoth are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable.Men are like … Vacations.They never seem to be long enough.

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