A man takes his wife to the doctor. She’s a knock-out! Blonde, beautiful, buxom.
But she’s got a problem, she’s a nymphomaniac.
He tells the doctor, “This is one hot lady, doc. Maybe you can do something for her.”
“We’ll see,” the doctor said. He directed the mans wife to the examining room, closed the door behind him and told her to undress.
Then he tells her to get up onto the examining table on her stomach.
The moment he touched her bottom, she began to moan and squirm.
He couldn’t resist. He jumps on top of her, sticks it in and begins pumping away.
The man waiting outside heard moaning coming from the examining room so he burst in to see the doctor banging away.
“Hey Doc! What in the hell are you doing?”
Quite flustered, the doctor thinks fast, then stammers out, “I…I…I was just taking her temperature.”
The man reaches into his pocket withdraws a rather large pocket knife, opens it and holds it against the doctor throbbing prick buried in his wife’s bush.
Then he smiles and announces, “Doc, when you pull that thing out, it better have some fucking numbers on it!”