Oh, God, No

Three clergymen were sitting in a boat, fishing.
“I’m thirsty, �said the first.�I’m going to go get myself a Coke.” So he got
out of the boat, walked across the water, and came back with his Coke.
“Ooh, that looks good, �said the second and got out of the boat. He walked
across the water, got his Coke, and came back.
“You’re right, �said the third.�I think I’ll get one too.” He steps out of the
boat and sinks like a rock.
“Hey, �said the first clergyman to the second, “should we tell him where the
rocks are?”

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