On their first night to be together, the newlywed…

On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to change.

The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her
beautiful robe.

The proud husband says, “My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe.”

The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. “Oh, oh,
aaaahhh,” he exclaims, “my word, you are so beautiful, let me take your

Puzzled, she asks, “My picture?”

He answers, “Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to

He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, “Why do you wear a robe?
We are married now.”

At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, “Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a

He beams and asks, “Why?”

She answers, “So I can get it enlarged.”

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