A milkman was making his deliveries and found a note attached to a customers door saying “I need 45 gallons of milk. ” He knocked on the door and a beautiful dumb blond answered it.
“Is this a mistake?” the milkman asked.
“No,” she said, “I was watching a talk show and it said that bathing in milk is a good aphrodisiac.”
“Really,” replied the milkman. “Do you want that pasteurized?”
“No, up to my breasts would be fine,” she said.