A wife’s was at her 5th late husband’s grave. She was crying,
but she got over her despair when a man came over to her.
“What’s happened?” He said. “My 5th husband died just 2 days
ago.” She said. “Oh, I’m quite sorry. How’d your 1st husband
die?” He said. “Poisonous mushrooms.” She replied.
After replying for a minute with the same answer. “So how did
this husband die?” He said, in a bored voice, after hearing
“Poisonous mushrooms” as an answer for the last 4 questions.
“Fractured skull” She said. “Oh my gosh! How?” He said. “He
wouldn’t eat my poisonous mushrooms.”