Rabbi And Priest Car Accident

A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it’s a bad one. Both
cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is
hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest’s
collar and says, “So you’re a priest. I’m a rabbi. Just look at our
cars. There’s nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign
from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and
live together in peace the rest of our days.”

The priest replies, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign
from God.”

The rabbi continues, �And looks at this. Here’s another miracle. My
car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine
didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate
our good fortune.” Then he hands the bottle to the priest.

The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to
the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on,
and hands it back to the priest.

The priest asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

The rabbi replies, “No…I think I’ll wait for the police.”

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