Sex Addict

A man goes to the doctor and says “Doc, you gotta help me!” The doctor asks, “What’s your problem?” The guy says every morning I wake up with my “morning flagpole”… I give the missus a quick one, and then go to work. On the way to work, I carpool with the next door neighbour’s wife who gives me a blow job during the ride to work. Once I get there, I do some work and then at morning tea time, I go into the photocopy room and crank one out with one of the young office girls. At lunch, I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good boinking. For afternoon tea, I give the boss’s wife a good servicing. Then, I go home and slip the maid a few inches. Then at night, I give the missus another screw……”So…????” asked the doctor.”What’s your problem???”The guy says “Well, it hurts when I masturbate!”

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