Shut up pig

There is a lady laying in bed.

At about midnight her drunk husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says, “Thats the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.”

His wife gets a confused look on her face and states, “but honey thats not a pig its a sheep.”

Her husband says, “Shut up pig, I’m talking to the sheep!”

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