Stupid Wives

John, Brian, and Martin were sitting on the front porch, drinking a little ‘shine, and talking about their dumb ole’ hillbilly wives.”You know, boys, my wife Judi is SO stupid. She went down to the store ‘tother day and bought an air-conditioner! Hell, boys, we ain’t got no ‘lectricity!”The other two just howl with laughter.Brian the Miniature says, “Hell, that ain’t nothing — my dumbass wife went down to the store and bought herself a washing machine! We ain’t got no runnin’ water!”That one nearly slayed ’em.Martin wiped the tears from his eyes and said, “Well, I reckon my bride’s GOT to be the stupidest of the bunch, boys. ‘tother day I was snooping thru her purse to find me a couple dollars to play some poker with. I found six or seven rubbers — hell, she ain’t got no dick!”

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