The Top 13 Things Overheard at the Women-Running-the-World Conference

The Top 13 Things Overheard at the Women-Running-the-World Conference

13> “Israel agrees to the Palestinian proposal under one condition:
We simply *must* have that hummus recipe! It’s divine!”

12> “She may think her pyramids are holding up like they used to,
but ‘denial’ ain’t just a river in… well, you know.”

11> “Hey! How’d that guy get in here? Oops! Sorry, Bulgaria.”

10> “Well *of course* the United States says it will still respect
you in the morning.”

9> “Who does Iraq think she’s kidding? Those WMDs are *so* fake.”

8> “Bosnia, honey, drop the ‘Herzegovina.’ Hyphenated names are
*soooo* 1995!”

7> “Can I borrow a nationful of oil?”

6> “No, they weren’t an imminent threat. We declared war on them
because their president was wearing the same dress I had on at the G-8
Summit.”

5> “Listen Miss ‘I’m-the-Only-Remaining-Superpower,’ just remember
that we knew you back when you were a lowly Brit stepchild with buck
teeth.”

4> “Would someone please get a bicycle for my fish?”

3> “All right, Arabs? Jews? Over here! We’re all going to sit down
with Dr. Phil and work this thing out!”

2> “By a unanimous vote, the ‘Share the Pain’ measure to stretch
male anuses to 10 cm during childbirth is hereby passed.”

1> “These summits are all the same: Solve the world’s problems
before lunch, then spend the rest of the day trying to divide the
check.”

            
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