The Top 16 Euphemisms for Masturbation

16. Lap-based web browsing

15. Gettin’ some air nookie

14. Wrangling the invertebrate serpent

13. Tango Con Mano

12. Jostling your Elder

11. Ruminating & Pondering

10. Shaking your fist at the ex-girlfriend

9. Releasing the hostages

8. Tickling your Elmo

7. Fixing the Hubble

6. Putting the seminal luge team through their paces

5. Carnal Tunnel Syndrome

4. Beda-testing the hardware

3. Downloading from your own website

2. Evicting the testicular squatters

1. Manually Increasing the Surface Temperature of the Ship’s Primary Cannon by Repeated Linear Manipulation

[ This list copyright 1999 by Chris White ]

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