Things guys should know about girls:
1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy
3. Don’t say you understand when you don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. You don’t have PMS; don’t act like you know what it’s like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing
something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big Dick; we know you don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want
9. We don’t like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn’t, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won’t always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don’t ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems,
paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21. We don’t shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don’t make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or
mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other
strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don’t compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson’s; hers are
fake, just remember that. (You have a better shot at ours
than you ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys,
and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can’t
you piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don’t forget it.