Three bronzed Alaskan blondes

Three bronzed Alaskan blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding
fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them,
taps them on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your
fishing licenses.”

“We don’t have any.” replied the first blonde.

“Well, if you’re going to fish, you need fishing licenses.” said the Game
Warden.

“But officer,” replied the second blonde, “We aren’t fishing. We all have
magnets at the end of our lines and we’re collecting debris off the bottom of
the river.”

The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe
magnets tied on the end of each line.

“Well, I know of no law against it,” said the Game warden, “Take all the
debris you want.” And with that, the Game Warden left.

As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started
laughing hysterically. “What a dumb Fish Cop,” the second blonde said to the
other two, “Doesn’t he know that there are steelhead in this river?!”

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