Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at the Office But

10. I need to whip it out by 5.

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Just stick it in my box.

7. If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag!

6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!

5. Hmm…I think it’s out of fluid!

4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.

3. It’s an entry-level position.

2. When do you think you’ll be getting off today?

1. It’s not fair…I do all the work while he just sits there!

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