Ur MoMMa’S So FaT…

Your mommas so fat she got baptized at sea world.

Your mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

Your mommas so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and made a dollar.

Your mommas so fat she sat on a dollar n made george washington’s nose bleed.

Your mommas so fat it takes you the train and 2 buses to get to her other side.

Your mommas so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Your mommas so fat she looks at a menu she says OKAY!

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