Viagra again and again….

Potential Viagra Slogans:10. ‘Viagra, The quicker dicker upper’ 9. ‘Viagra, One-a-day, like iron’ 8. ‘Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight’ 7. ‘Viagra, Home of the whopper’ 6. ‘Viagra, It plumps when you take ’em’ 5. ‘Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman’ 4. ‘Viagra, Tastes great, more filling’ 3. ‘Viagra, Six inches long… and growing.’ 2. ‘Viagra, We work harder, so you don’t have to’ …..and the number one slogan being considered by Viagra: 1. ‘This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?’—————————Q. What’s the difference betwen an Irish and a Jewish husband?A. The first buys Viagra; the second buys Pfizer. ————————–An Oregon resident made enough capital gain on his Pfizer stock to buy himself a new Mercedes Convertable. He then tried to honor the product which had caused the stock runup by buying the vanity license plate ‘VIAGRA.’ The DMV refused to register it; mumbling some bureaucratic blather about the word he was seeking being on a list of ‘controlled substances’ forbidden on Oregon Vanity License plates. When he counter-argued that it was a LEGAL ethical product, they then muttered something about it being a copyrighted word.

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