Whose the boss

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The
> brain

> > said, “I should be Boss because I control the whole body’s responses and

> > functions.”

> > > >>The feet said, “We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and

get

> > him where he wants to go.” The hands said, “We should be the Boss

because

> we

> > do all the work and earn all the money.”

> > > >>And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes

until

> > finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the

> > asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself

up

> > and refused to work.

> > > >>Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the

> > feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.

> > > >>Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so

> the

> > motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss

> just

> > sat and passed out the shit.

> > > >>Management Lesson?

> > > >>You don’t need brains to be a Boss – any asshole will do.

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