Yo Mama so dumb, she fell over the cordless phone!
Yo Mama so dumb, she tried to drown a fish!
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put the M’n’Ms in alphabetical
Yo Mama so fat, her belly button’s got an echoe!
Yo Mama so fat, her belt size is ‘equator’!
Yo mama so fat, I kicked her at the rugby post, and I lost site
Yo mama so fat, I looked at her and my face got stuck!
Yo mama so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon, and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat, compared to her ass crack, the Grand Canyon is a
Yo mama so fat, whenever she bends over we loose an hour of
Yo mama so fat, to get a belt on, she has to use a boomerang!
Yo mama so poor, she wrestles squirrels for peanuts!
Yo mama so poor, her house is so dusty, the dustmites ride
around on dune buggy’s!
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow,whenever she smiles, the traffic