You might be a redneck if…

You have a home that is mobile and 14 cars that aren’t.

Going to the bathroom includes shoes and a flashlight.

Everyday people come to your door mistakingly thinking you’re
having a yard sale.

People ask if they can hunt in your front yard.

You’ve ever made change in the offering plate.

Your richest relative buys a new home and you have to help take
the wheels off of it.

A home improvement includes new hubcaps.

All you ever hear around the house is, “Will someone go and
jiggle the handle”.

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