You have a home that is mobile and 14 cars that aren’t.
Going to the bathroom includes shoes and a flashlight.
Everyday people come to your door mistakingly thinking you’re
having a yard sale.
People ask if they can hunt in your front yard.
You’ve ever made change in the offering plate.
Your richest relative buys a new home and you have to help take
the wheels off of it.
A home improvement includes new hubcaps.
All you ever hear around the house is, “Will someone go and
jiggle the handle”.